You know who you are, chocolate, where do I begin... I am MADLY in love with you, yes, L-O-V-E. Peanut M&M's I could eat bag after bag and I'm not talkin' small snack bag, I am talkin' the 8 dollar XXL bag from Costco! Brownies my other love, you know how you quietly call my name late at night until I can no longer ignore you. Less than 30 minutes later you are ready for me to devour, all warm and fudgy. Don't even get me started on Pillsbury chocolate chip cookie dough, just waiting to be sliced and place on a cookie sheet, for warm milk dunking goodness! Then there is Almond Hershey Kisses, Mint meltaways, and BLISS chocolate small bites of YUMMY I can't just stop at ONE.... TORTURE I tell ya...
Now onto my afternoon fizzy LOVE, regular Pepsi poured over ice with a straw! I can barely type without the impulse to get up and pour a glass. I love you so much I revisit you at dinner. In the summer months it's much worse, but even in this freezing cold, I MUST have you. I am writing to tell you this love affair can no longer go on... As much as it pains me, yes PAINS me to let you go, after all these years. I need to get control before I am too far out of control. I am not foolish enough to think I can leave you forever, but I know I can cut way back, I mean WAY back. So I bid you farewell for now, until I am a stronger, slimmer me!
Junk food Jen